Treatise on Styrofoam Boxes
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The Mammary files
A gift certificate to the bookstore….. C’MON MAN TITTIES CAN’T READ
Lana Del Rey, The Drums, and Emma Watson walk in to a bar ….. stop me if you’ve heard this one….
so i just heard this Lana Del Rey song “born to die”
It’s really really really good. Her voice is prefect for this song it matches the spooky bitter-sweet sound which also fits the mood of the song perfectly. Honestly I rushed out to listen to all her other stuff after I heard this and found I don’t really like any of it (not really passing judgement just saying I don’t like it). It just one of those times where everything comes together to make a truly great song. Though I no doubt everything she does is light years ahead of the Katy Perry et. al. crap that’s on the radio these days. So why haven’t I heard this on the radio yet while at the same time top 40 radio basically just repeats the same five songs in constant rotation which consist of Adele plus four songs that suck shit…..
Then I heard this amazing tune by The Drums called “Days”
Again really really good, BUT again I don’t like any of their other stuff and ….. honestly with these guys I think its ok actually say that all their other stuff its terrible, because ….. all their other stuff is terrible. It’s kinda weird
And then, i usually don’t find women with a boy hair cut to be that attractive, and I’ve never really found Emma Watson to be all that attractive either (understand we are talk about relative to the model/movie star scale so don’t get it twisted) BUT this just blew my freakin mind =
Utterly and completely gorgeous like I’m speechless. I do love my brown-eyed women.
Oh yeah and I started a tumblr
I’m also on pinterest.
Art You Know I’m Very Busy!
It has happened again that rare occurrence where someone has used the internet to do something awesome!
Using the very contemporary idea of the “remix” Irene Gallo of tor.com has put together some great (and some not so great) works of art remixed, cut up, chopped and screwed, or what ever your preference.
John Mattos resets Marcel Duchamp‘s “Nude Descending a Staircase” and Pablo Picasso‘s “Three Musicians”
Kind of reminds me of the stop motion videogame art
Luke Radi resets Norman Rockwell‘s “The Runaway”
Good for a little laugh if nothing else.
ummmmm ……. seriously
Well this makes perfect sense …. I mean when you think historical figures that are perfect for the next great rom com or sweeping epic romantic drama who else comes to mind but Karl Marx. I mean at the mere mention of Karl Marx the eroticism just jumps off the page. You think the twilight mania was bad just wait till the ladies get ahold of this
Image via Wikipedia
that is one hot hunk of manwich right there …. you thought JT brought sexy back, but you have no idea…..
…. I can’t believe it took so long for someone to write this. And forget sonnets, love songs, works of art, or beaches at sunset nothing and I mean nothing gets the romantic juices flowing like 160 year old economic and political theory. The potential new Viagra commercials practically write themselves. Whats next a retelling of a christmas carol except with Stalin in the place of the Scrooge . Imagine Lenin uttering the “you had me at hello *tear*” line…..
So things aren’t looking so good in the print medium, but at least we can look to film for some quality entertainment
hold on just a second as I’m currently trying to stab myself in the eye with a pencil ……
So this pretty much makes the Geico caveman sitcom look like a brilliant idea. I mean in virtually every photo he’s ever taken Abraham Lincoln looks like
He’s seconds away from jumping up and kicking some vampire ass …… I mean look at the absolute Joie de Vivre and excitement radiating from ole honest Abe …. This guy is custom made to be an action hero. And with all the mass hysteria over vampires this will give Abe just the right exposure to prime to pump for the buddy comedy he’s shooting next with Jackie Chan ….where Lincoln is a disgruntled old cop who can’t get over the fact to Mary Todd left him for Karl Marx (as discussed above you can’t really blame her). Jackie Chan gets assigned to be Abe’s partner and teaches him to start living and loving life again all in the mist of them busting up an international drug ring led by some of the top cops in the department ….. I can smell the Oscar already.
I guess they got tired of making shit remakes of old movies so now its time to try to making shitty new movies with old characters….
Tracks Rocking My World This Week
Really Liking this one right now
Of course she was going to be on the list
Great song by one of my all time favorites and probably the most under rated band ever
you know you like it…
whaaaaaaaaaaaa
Designated Driver is a Life Saver
It looks like our buddy Mikie Mikes got some competition for father of the year: The father of the year is back!!
LIVINGSTON – A Mississippi man was arrested Saturday and accused of allowing his 8-year-old son to drive his pickup truck while the man slept in the passenger seat, aLouisiana State Policespokeswoman said.
Just after 6:30 a.m., troopers received a call from a concerned motorist traveling west on Interstate 12 nearHolden, Trooper Melissa Matey said.
The motorist said a child appeared to be driving a greenChevroletpickup truck erratically along the interstate, Matey said.
Troopers pulled the truck over just west of La. 447 inLivingston Parishand determined that an 8-year-old boy was driving the truck, Matey said.
The boy’s 4-year-old sister was in the back seat of the truck’s cab, Matey said. The boy’s father, Billy Joe Madden, 28, ofHattiesburg, Miss., was in the front passenger seat.
After interviewing Madden, troopers concluded the man was intoxicated and had been sleeping while his son drove the vehicle, Matey said. The family was traveling from Hattiesburg to Dallas.
The boy and girl were turned over toChild Protective Servicesto await the arrival of a family member, Matey said.
Madden was arrested and booked into the Livingston Parish Jail on two counts of child desertion and no child restraint. He was booked on one count each of parent allowing a minor to drive, open container and no seat belt. Bail was set at $1,474.
Child desertion?? He was sitting right there …. I mean c’mon police these days, every time they pull you over they want to try to charge you with everything but the Kennedy Assassination …… We got a parent here who is trying to help his son get ahead by teaching him important life skills at a young age, and at the same time teaching both his kids the value of having a designated driver. And some self righteous do-gooder has to stick their nose in where it doesn’t belong and get the law involved….
Ironically these children actually would have been better off it they had been deserted. Some how I was not surprised to see our friend was not wearing a shirt when he was brought in. It’s absolute poetic justice that this occured in Livingstone Parish.
What I still don’t get is how the hell does an eight year old child drive a car? How can he possibly reach the pedals??
and bail $1,474 are kidding me I’ve had my bail higher than that every time I’ve gotten arrested, and while far from a decent human being my level of jackassism hasn’t yet risen to the level of international news (fear not there’s still time).
where was the mother in all this? Maybe she was this chick: A Good Woman is Hard to Find.
Now this may not look good for Louisiana, but at least we’re not Idaho. Billy Joe Madden does look like he is probably on the Livingston Parish city council, but at least he’s not a STATE SENATOR …..Police: State senator stole truck after drinking
Here again we have a dedicated public servant simply trying to teach a lesson about not leaving your keys in your car, and all people can do is harass him….
Apparently the driver, who deputies say was Senator John McGee, was trying to turn the rig around. Carleton’s sons then said the driver ran around the house and up and down the gravel road. Carleton found him in the back seat.
“He said he was looking for the promised land,” Carleton said. “He didn’t know where he was at. He was dazed and confused. He was in another world.”
Yes the “promise land” isn’t that what we are all looking for Johnny …. I guess we can rule out the Idaho State Senate and the back seat of a stolen truck as possible locations….
This only underscores the wisdom of our original protagonist , Mr. Madden, because clearly the mistake Senator McGee made was not bringing along one of his small children to take the wheel when things got hairy.
Remember the designated driver is a life saver.
Great….
Now along with every thing else i have to worry about my internet browsers self esteam…..
Ironicaly when I was using ie7 I didn’t get this message i upgrade to ie9 and now my browser is out of date….. not sure how the math works on that one.
we’ll always have Paris
I love the track so much the video and sound combined describe what it is like in my head most of the time.
and heres a throw back i love that always makes me think of Paris
love that one!
Monkey Business 