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Lana Del Rey, The Drums, and Emma Watson walk in to a bar ….. stop me if you’ve heard this one….

February 17, 2012 Leave a comment

so i just heard this Lana Del Rey song “born to die”

It’s really really really good. Her voice is prefect for this song it matches the spooky bitter-sweet sound which also fits the mood of the song perfectly. Honestly I rushed out to listen to all her other stuff after I heard this and found I don’t really like any of it (not really passing judgement just saying I don’t like it). It just one of those times where everything comes together to make a truly great song. Though I no doubt everything she does is light years ahead of the Katy Perry et. al. crap that’s on the radio these days. So why haven’t I heard this on the radio yet while at the same time top 40 radio basically just repeats the same five songs in constant rotation which consist of Adele plus four songs that suck shit…..

Then I heard this amazing tune by The Drums called “Days”

Again really really good, BUT again I don’t like any of their other stuff and ….. honestly with these guys I think its ok actually say that all their other stuff its terrible, because ….. all their other stuff is terrible. It’s kinda  weird

And then, i usually don’t find women with a boy hair cut to be that attractive, and I’ve never really found Emma Watson to be all that attractive either (understand we are talk about relative to the model/movie star scale so don’t get it twisted) BUT this just blew my freakin mind =

Utterly and completely gorgeous like I’m speechless. I do love my brown-eyed women.

Oh yeah and I started a tumblr

I’m also on pinterest.

We’re back on!!!

February 9, 2011 Leave a comment

Katy Perry Held Up in Mexico 

VIVA MAY-HE-CO

I think Katy Perry may have actually redeemed herself yet again. Here we have the side by side comparision of the Jesus tattoo that set me off last time and the california girls. hmmmm….  what the hell WE’RE BACK ON AGAIN!!! By that I mean I plan to start Blogging again so WATCH this space Monkey Business is BACK ON!! Reunited and it feels so good.

Charlie Sheen is up to his old tricks (literally and figuratively), Lindsay Lohan is getting arraigned again, and the domestication of the dog continues unabated….how could we not be BACK ON.

~Le Singe

On to the next one …

September 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Seriously….

You have “Jesus” tattooed on your wrist …. ?

Q: What does Katy Perry‘s tattoo say on her wrist?
A:Katy Perry‘s wrist tattoo says “Jesus.” She said she got it when she was 18 because she knew it would always be a part of her.
Her wrist …. she always knew her wrist would be part of her? Don’t get me wrong I’m totally down with the Jesus, but tattooed on your wrist …. just don’t be “that guy/girl”. I think this is the last straw …
THIS TIME we are really through …. and I’m
 
 
   

 this was always the plan anyway…

errr sorry I promise more actually blog posts soon I’ve been busy and feeling uninspired….

~Le Singe

ummm Vicodin ….? Really…

September 3, 2010 1 comment

Friday so pictures are better than words …. right?

THERE IS A GOD !!! I knew she’d come to her senses sooner or later …(ok this whole thing is getting really old and lame, sorry)

This isn’t that funny or remarkable …. unless you miss read it on first glance like I did:

I was expecting another ‘woe ye the dangers of unprotected sex’ article.

Ummm bad … although it may explain some here-to-fore seemingly nonsensical things.

Are you freakin kidding me …

flowers … okay fair enough I’m not a big fan, but I hear the ladies like them, and even if it’s not really something we like most it at least sounds good. I can go along with this one.

Puppies …. Everyone loves puppies I mean really need I say more this one is a no brainer.

And lastly to finish this wholesome feel good list of things that we americans love ……♫ my country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty…….

..#drumroll please#..

VICODIN ..??!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK …. are you kidding me …. even if it’s true you can’t say that …. and you can’t say it like that. Listen closely to the words that are coming out of my mouth YOU CAN NOT HAVE VICODIN AND PUPPIES ON THE SAME LIST. This is like one of the fundamental underpinning rules of the universe I don’t care what the list is …. if puppies are on it vicodin is out ….. Unbelievable…

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OMG AWESOME overload …. I’m freaking out dude …

August 20, 2010 Leave a comment

This is insanely bad ass but I fear it’s almost like a crossing of the awesome streams and unleashing an incredible marshmallow beast on us …. leaving humanities only hope for survival in the hands of

Katie Perry So easy even a  Caveman can do it
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Katy Perry MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s all working out according to my plan.

August 20, 2010 Leave a comment

Guess who is going to be playing the today show on August 27th, 2010?

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And guess who’s going to be in New York City from August 22nd to August 29th …….

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MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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*Note: I’m not really going to stalk Katy Perry no need to contact the secret service or anything …

BUT

I will be in New York City for the next week …. so if you need me you’re SOL!!

CYA SUCKAS

~Le Singe

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There is only one thing that can save us from this hurricane now …. yes Katy Perry

July 22, 2010 1 comment

How did you guess? …. I’m not obsessed or anything … somethings are stronger than the forces of nature. Katy will float in on a cloud of cotton candy and “hurricane dispersant” will spew from her jumblees till bonnie is nothing more than an afternoon shower!!

Katy Perry   

Frankly I’ve rested my fate in worse places than the bosoms of Katy Perry more than once ….

Pictures are from this article, ‘You’ve met your match!’ Katy Perry reveals how she tamed Russell Brand – by making him wait for sex

Where Ms. Perry eloquently and wisely speaks about how she tamed Russel Brand … broke his will to do evil etc. by holding out on him for apparently ….. one night …. and less than a week later going to Thailand with him ….

BRAVOOOOOO Katy, well-played indeed. I don’t know much about Thailand, but I do know that whatever goes on there has absolutely nothing to do with mind control through the means of withholding sex …. I think maybe it was Utah you were looking for (or possibly my house but we won’t get into that) ….

I’d have to say I predict years and years of marital bliss for this couple….
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