A gift certificate to the bookstore….. C’MON MAN TITTIES CAN’T READ
Another reason to love Tosh, he just tweeted this video. I had seen this on Facebook a couple of years ago but could not find it anywhere (not that I looked too hard mine you). This basically sums up how I feel every time I go to Livingston Parish…..
which reminds me of this classic, I can’t believe the co-anchor finished the lead out to commercial with a straight face and even voice he must be some kind of zen Buddhist monk ….. or a robot…
and too round things out this…..people at fox news seem to be obsessed with dick….hmmmm…. the black cock helicopter was a true classic….. PAGING DR. FREUD.
I think Katy Perry may have actually redeemed herself yet again. Here we have the side by side comparision of the Jesus tattoo that set me off last time and the california girls. hmmmm…. what the hell WE’RE BACK ON AGAIN!!! By that I mean I plan to start Blogging again so WATCH this space Monkey Business is BACK ON!! Reunited and it feels so good.
I present to you the “Spirrit of Truth” it starts getting good at about 3:45 … you fucking nincome fucking poop ….
The devil is a mutha @#$%ing liar
So I’ve been having alot of trouble getting motivated to post here the last 2+ weeks and I finally desided it was time to get some outside help. So I hired this guy to help me out Vodpod videos no longer available.
Chris Farley was a classic. I love how when he is doing the “…ROLLING DOOBIES …” part you can see how David Spade is struggling not to just crack up. So tell be no moving this blog TO A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER … however I did crush a coffee table in the making of this post.
Friday so pictures are better than words …. right?
THERE IS A GOD !!! I knew she’d come to her senses sooner or later …(ok this whole thing is getting really old and lame, sorry)
This isn’t that funny or remarkable …. unless you miss read it on first glance like I did:
I was expecting another ‘woe ye the dangers of unprotected sex’ article.
Ummm bad … although it may explain some here-to-fore seemingly nonsensical things.
Are you freakin kidding me …
flowers … okay fair enough I’m not a big fan, but I hear the ladies like them, and even if it’s not really something we like most it at least sounds good. I can go along with this one.
Puppies …. Everyone loves puppies I mean really need I say more this one is a no brainer.
And lastly to finish this wholesome feel good list of things that we americans love ……♫ my country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty…….♫
VICODIN ..??!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK …. are you kidding me …. even if it’s true you can’t say that …. and you can’t say it like that. Listen closely to the words that are coming out of my mouth YOU CAN NOT HAVE VICODIN AND PUPPIES ON THE SAME LIST. This is like one of the fundamental underpinning rules of the universe I don’t care what the list is …. if puppies are on it vicodin is out ….. Unbelievable…
This is insanely bad ass but I fear it’s almost like a crossing of the awesome streams and unleashing an incredible marshmallow beast on us …. leaving humanities only hope for survival in the hands of
see more Lol Celebs