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Finally A Political Discussion Worth Getting Involved In

As I’m sure you know I absolutely abhor politics it’s nothing more than a bunch of people acting like children on the play ground. But sometimes in life there is an issue that is so important that it can not be ignored. Today our society is faced with one of these issues.

as reported by The Telegraph:

Nudists and swingers at war in France’s ‘Naked City’

“Traditional” French nudists in a town on the Languedoc coast are locked in battle with a new wave of naturists who advocate free sex and partner-swapping.

Tensions in the town of Cap d’Agde, which is known as France’s “Naked City” thanks to its large nudist population, have risen after locals complained that the nudist quarter had been overrun by raunchy hotels and that children had been confronted with people indulging in sexual acts in public, according to the Independent.

The exhibitionist behaviour has been blamed on the “libertines”, a group of swingers who have descended on the town in recent years.

To make matters worse, the group has been accused of walking about in their clothes and mocking the “real” nudists, the paper said.

Florence Denestebe, an independent local councillor, recently told a council meeting: “When the sun shines, there is an area of Cap d’Agde which turns into the European capital of free sex.”

She called on the mayor to intervene before there was an “explosion of libertine behaviour in non-nudist areas” of the town.

Traditional nudists support the move. One told the paper that they had moved to the area because they wanted “a natural life” but that they had ended up living “surrounded by wild animals”.

The mayor said that he would consider the complaints but had already done all he could to keep the two groups apart.

Two years ago anger of the influx of swingers led to two arson attacks on hotels that hosted libertine parties.

This must be kind of like the famous nudist vs swingers wars of ancient Rome, the so-called “phallic wars”. Swingers at war, for the love of god they’re swingers where the hell do they find the time or energy to fight a war. I’m sure this is where the phrase comes from, they were all out doing their thing and someone was like “…so this afternoon we can all sit around having sex, or we could go fight a war” and someone else was like “…uummm all things being equal I’d rather make love not war”.

Then there is the “Traditional nudists” now here is a phrase you don’t hear everyday. The conservative family values nudist…… It’s like the old school nudists…. no sex for them … I’m guessing they are the aggressors in this struggle.

“Traditional” French nudists in a town on the Languedoc coast are locked in battle with a new wave of naturists who advocate free sex and partner-swapping.

And this is a problem because …. Look if nudism (is that a word?) is anything its a thinly veiled excuse for “free sex and partner-swapping”. I mean I’ve been naked and I’ve seen other people naked and frankly if there’s not “free sex” involved what the hell is the point…. I mean if everyone’s walking around naked lots of uninhibited sex is going to be part of the package, that’s the way it is, and always has been since a certain young lady, on the advice of a serpent, ate that apple.

So really the important political question becomes …. how the hell do I join this ‘libertines’ party… I mean it beats the hell out of the tea party.

To make matters worse, the group has been accused of walking about in their clothes and mocking the “real” nudists, the paper said.

It’s almost as if they have some crazy idea that group nudity is for orgies and locker rooms and that’s about it … those crazy bastards.

Florence Denestebe, an independent local councillor, recently told a council meeting: “When the sun shines, there is an area of Cap d’Agde which turns into the European capital of free sex.”

She called on the mayor to intervene before there was an “explosion of libertine behaviour in non-nudist areas” of the town.

Way to be a wet blanket Florence …. And I’m going to go out on a limb and say even when the sun isn’t shining it’s probably not exactly a convent around there. Look nudist area or non-nudist area when you live somewhere know as “Naked City” you have to know that this is part of the deal. If you don’t like it move. What the hell do you want them to do make sex against the law…. so you live in a city where you can walk around naked all day but sex is illegal…..What I’m really curious about is whats the dress policy for the “council” meeting, because they may have found a really good way to get people interested in local government….

Traditional nudists support the move. One told the paper that they had moved to the area because they wanted “a natural life” but that they had ended up living “surrounded by wild animals”.

The mayor said that he would consider the complaints but had already done all he could to keep the two groups apart.

I hate to break it to you but it doesn’t get much more “natural” than wild animals …. frankly getting potential sex partners to be both nude in the same place at the same time is like 95% of the work … It’s a full-time job for most of the world. If you throw people out there already at this stage of the game it would be ridiculous and “unnatural” to expect anything  else to happen.  

Clearly the Libertines have already “gotten to” the local politicians. I’m guessing they can be very persuasive, if you know what I mean. Based on politicians behavior in the clothed world I suspect this tactic is very successful.

Look there’s certain things we do to allow us as a people to control our natural instincts enough that we can have a productive society. Wearing clothes is one of these things, you do away with these safe guards and this was bound to happen…. So enjoy it.

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