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At least You’re not These People

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice

POTTER VALLEY, Calif. —  A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.

The 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, sheriff’s officials said.

But she accidentally dropped the gun, which went off as it struck the floor. The bullet went through the woman’s kneecap, bounced off the keys sitting on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer and grazed the man’s groin before ending up in his coin pocket.

Authorities did not release the shooting victims’ names.

The mice escaped the shooting unharmed.

Hmmm …… Why is it that I’m not surprised that this happened in a trailer? There’s a wide range of things that could have possibly happened here, but the one thing I’m sure didn’t happen is what they are reporting happened. What sane women sees a mouse and goes after it with a .44? in the middle of a trailer park? She’s lucky she didn’t take like half the block out …. Especially with the little bullet that could … It bounced off his keys on his belt “grazed” his groin and went into his coin pocket (outside the trailer park I think we call that his “watch” pocket). Now I’m not going to draw a diagram for you but unless he was hanging upside down … or he has a teflon sack …. then something weird is going on here. Bottom line is I sense the presence of methamphetamine, either that or a John Wayne Bobbitt situation gone hilariously wrong.

Texas cops mistake actual weed for marijuana, spend hours doing yard work

Nice, at least we know where the LSU coach staff can get work after this season.

Texas officers ultimately spent hours laboring to tag and remove up to 400 plants from a city park, discovering only after a battery of tests that they had been sweating over mere Horse Mint, a member of the mint family — effectively turning their ambitious drug bust into mere yard work.

I’d love to make some witty comments here, but the reporter is pretty much killing it without any help.

a recently discovered cache of plants, initially pegged by officials speaking to local news as “one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department’s history,” turned out to be a relatively common prairie flower of little significance.

whoopsie …. I’m sure they are still claiming it has a street value of 3 million dollars. I love how every time they make a bust they’re like we found a couple of grams of coke street value $750,000.00. Dude it’s freaking Corpus Christi I’m going to go out on a limb and guess there is plenty of real drugs around that they shouldn’t really need to worry about some plants in a park….

Lager left behind

6:59 p.m. – 100 block of GMD. Code Enforcement. A man told police that the cold can of Heineken beer sitting nearby was not his. He then raised it to his lips and said he would drink it anyway because someone had left it behind. He was issued a written warning for drinking a beer on the beach in front of police.

Unbelievable here we have a fine upstanding hard-working citizen (this it usually who people drinking in the streets are right?) who is simply interested in efficiency and not being wasteful and of course the cops, government workers, don’t understand these concepts …. why they always got to through salt in ya game.

Masked bandit fails to pull off bank heist when he walks into glass door

AN armed robber is probably glad he was wearing a mask when his attempt at a hold-up at a bank in Brisbane went horribly wrong.
The crook – carrying a gun and wearing a skull mask – entered the bank in the Grand Plaza Shopping Centre at Browns Plains but was held up himself when he ran smack bang into a set of glass doors.

The sound of him colliding with the automatic glass sliding door alerted bank staff to his presence and they then hit the alarms.

CCTV footage shows the robber making a hasty retreat empty-handed.

Watch the CCTV footage of the armed robbery fail at the police Facebook page

He was then seen getting into a red-coloured sedan being driven by a second man.

I don’t know what I can add to this other that to say I’d of loved to be able to sit in on the conversation those two had when he got back to the car lol.

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  1. September 15, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    haha

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