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A MAN ripped his friend’s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling.

A MAN ripped his friend’s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling.
Hans O. (45) appeared in Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm, Bild.com reports.

The incomprehensible incident took place on September 2 last year. Hans and his mate Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf where they began drinking.

The court heard the defendant then unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and began fondling his genitals.

When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious…

The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

Despite his life-threatening injuries, Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance.

Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard.

The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation. The accused himself declined to comment: “I’m saying nothing else.”

Apparently the terrifying trend of ripping balls off is spreading from the UK to Germany.

How freaking drunk do you have to be to not feel your balls being ripped off?

And we have yet another reason I’m glad I quit drinking …. In fact you could probably say this one rockets right up to the top of the list as the new BEST reason to be glad I don’t drink anymore …. I got out the game before the whole ball ripping thing became “en vogue.”

What happened to the good ole days when you just put shaving cream in someone’s hand and scratched their nose, or stuck their fingers in some warm water … If things got wild maybe there was a Teabagging …. And absolute WORST CASE someone got a broomstick up the butt … but all this ball ripping … out of the question, some things are sacred.

Then again this would be a hell of a script for one of those “messing with Sasquatch” commercials ….

The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation. The accused himself declined to comment: “I’m saying nothing else.”

Sooooo they needed a court proceeding to get this guy a “psychiatric accommodation” .. I mean if nothing else pulling off your buddy’s nuts should at least earn you a fastrack entrance to the nut house. Of course he’s saying nothing else because once you’ve pulled off your “friends” scrotum and tossed his balls out the window you’ve pretty much said it all … there really isn’t anything anyone can add to that….

The court heard the defendant then unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and began fondling his genitals.

“Sleeping” eh? Sorry but if you go to fondle me I’m waking up …. And no matter how drunk I was if you do anything approaching testicle removal sans anesthesia I’m waking up … Ladies and gentlemen I think there is much more to this torrid tale that is being let on …. most likely involving lots of leather, ball gags, and someone nicknamed “the gimp.”

When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious…

ahhh unrequited love is the great motivator of so many tragedies isn’t it …. and dude no need to get furious when you drug them to the point you can rip their balls off it’s really not that surprising he couldn’t get it up. I doubt it was a critical commentary on your sexual assault technique ….

Despite his life-threatening injuries, Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance.

Am I the only one that’s not entirely surprised one of these two still lives with their mom …. not to make light of his serious situation, or blame the victim but it’s hard to see someone being a totally normal laid back dude in every other way than his desire to rip peoples balls off …. I’m thinking there might have been some warning signs before hand…

Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard.

so

so so

so …… what is this crap you can’t just leave us hanging like that …. did they sew them back on or what? finding the answer to this is the only reason I subjected myself to finish reading the article … WTF.

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  1. August 8, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    holy CRAP that’s brutal!!! Makes me cover my balls just thinking aboiut it! LOL

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