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OMFG John Daly just became one of my all time favorite true American Heroes!!

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At a time like this there is only one very specific phrase you can utter “GIT-ER-DUN” I haven’t seen anything this beautiful since Jams went out of style in the 80’s. I mean that jacket would still look pretty “high-octane” if it was worn in Aruba …. by a 75 year old woman … but this, this is a whole nother level …

*NOTE: have you ever noticed after a certain age people can pull off rocking clothes that no one else can, clothes that if they would have worn just a decade before they would have been huge assholes, but now they can pull it off*

P.S. John Daly is not this age yet.

The fact that he is rocking this ‘super sonic cabana wear on crack’ in Scotland …. at a golf course … one of the oldest and most traditional golf course in the world … is truly truly next level. The british are known for many things … flamboyance not being one of them .. neither is pastel colors … This is so so awesome because by donning this outfit Mr. Daly … “Oh Captain My Captain” … has in the most clear and epic of terms given professional golfing, Scottish golfing, the entire golfing world, hell the entire world you, me, everyone … he has given us all one huge middle finger straight up in the air. He has given the entirety of western civilization a huge … colorful … rather festive even … FUCK U. And to top it all off he is doing it while smoking … any one want to make a wager on whether they’re menthol? … You may think you’re a badass who doesn’t give a F*&$ … but if you’re not John Daly right now, in comparison you are a pussy. I mean Lebron Thought he was cool with his whole craziness last week but sorry dude you just got totally totally owned … Lebron how does John’s ass taste?

regardless of who did this it would certainly be entertaining and news worthy, but only John Daly could take it to this level … Frankly I had no idea, and can’t believe, the guy is still alive …

You see the only person that can really pull this off “right” is someone who …. is a graduate of the University of Arkansas …. is sponsored by Hooters …. has recorded an album with Willie Nelson on it …. has sung backing vocals on a Kid Rock track … has been arrested for being drunk outside a Hooters …. who has walk off the golf course multiple times during PROFESSIONAL tournaments to get drunk instead of playing …. and who has been involved in multiple “domestic incidences” during tournaments including one involving his FOURTH wife who is now in prison serving time on FEDERAL drug charges.

Gentlemen when your resume reads like this then, and only then will you be able to waltz in to an event in the most high class country in the world, for the most high class sport in the world, at the most hallowed ground of that sport ……. like you’re some kind of god damn white trash Frank Sinatra, smoking kools, and wearing the uniform of the social director from the love boat.

And no one is happier about it than Tiger Woods who is like “Phew at least this will take some heat off me … ” actually he looks much more like he is thinking “… I think one of the pimps I use has that jacket …. wait John Daly is one of the pimps I use.” The guy on the left is laughing probably because of what John Daly is wearing and you can see from John Daly’s expression he doesn’t find it funny and is fitt’en to spit some beechnut in some bodies eye and shoot someone down with his 45!!! This shot is just classic.

The next stop for Jon Daly can only be donning tuxedo with jeans as he asks for Mylie Cyrus’ hand in marriage thus the cycle will have come full circle once more!!

It’s all so beautiful it gives me chills and brings tears to my eyes ….. I LOVE YOU JOHN USA USA USA USA …..

Seriously though why not everyone should live alittle and I’m not lying when I say a #$%^ love it.

Le Singe

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  1. July 14, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    The Guy on the left !…is Padraig Harrington who WON the British Open twice over the last three years

    • July 15, 2010 at 12:32 am

      Winning tournaments is nice but you have to ask yourself one question is Padraig Harrington sponsor by hooters? But seriously obviously I did recognize him but I do know his name and his is one of the premiere golfers out there right now. And I pull for anyone not named Mickelson

  2. Anonymous
    July 14, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Isn’t that a Loudmouth jacket? I’m pretty sure they sponsor him or are somehow in cahoots together. Same company that made the pants that the Norwegian Curling Team wore at the Winter Olympics. I bought these as a gift for a friend

    http://us.loudmouthgolf.com/index.php/men/shorts/purple-and-gold-s.html

    • July 15, 2010 at 12:35 am

      omg thats awesome they are in the colors of my alma mater.

  1. July 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
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