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PWNED updates rapping up loose ends

I’ve never been one to say “I told you so” (lol ya right), but … I told you so….

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It’s times like this gAgA where you have to sit back and do some serious self-analysis and ask yourself the tough questions such as “Would this have happened to me if I was wearing pants?” The obvious answer is hell no, for multiple reasons:

1. There are no pants in the world that you could possibly fit those shoes through, therefore you would not be wearing them which in turn would result in you having a much lower center of gravity making you much more stable.

2. If you were wearing pants it would help put you in a state of mind that more closely resembles sanity. This would help you in several ways including making you more aware of your surroundings and again making it certain that you would not be wearing those shoes

Wearing pants would also have side benefits such as, making you less of a TOTAL asshole to the people who have to sit by you, and making it less likely that you will spread STDs to your fellow passengers ….. seriously crazy costumes on stage A ok, no problem, but you’re at the fucking airport It’s hard enough dealing with the guy with all his worldly possessions stuff into to two giant carry-ons, but those shoes are totally across the line. And who the hell wants their children or their grandmother sitting by someone who looks like they hopped on the plane after a night of working the track …. It would be nice if one day you realized the world doesn’t revolve around you …. it can’t possibly since it revolves around me.

and its time you started listening to me so you stop getting wthpwned like this

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That’s it Katy Perry we are broken up again

When Katy Perry weds beau Russell Brand in India this fall, expect plenty of costume changes. A source tells Us Weekly that Perry, 25, will wear at least seven custom-made Zuhair Murad gowns!

Do you have any earthly idea how much of an asshole you have to be to wear 7 different wedding gowns …. it’s your wedding not a vaudeville show …. or god damn quick change at the halftime of an arena football game. There are people in this world that are starving to death every day and unemployed investment bankers being forced to fly first class and not on private jets. YOU CAN’T F#$%ING WEAR 7 WEDDING DRESS that’s totally out of control …..

uggggghh fuck it we’re back together, but I’m not paying for those f$%& dresses….

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  1. July 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    question how do you rap up loose ends …. FML and yes i’m the only person leaving comments on my own blob …. I’m “that guy” …. FML^2

  2. Justin
    July 6, 2010 at 2:41 am

    FWIW, even if you’re commenting on your own blog, at least someone’s reading it…keep up the good work and come to Cali and visit sometime. I hear this is where Katy Perry grew up…

  1. September 21, 2010 at 11:30 am

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