Dear Katy Perry, I Can’t Say Mad at You!
Now it’s no secret that KatyPerry and I had a falling out ….. well maybe it’s a secret to her since she doesn’t even know we are an “item” but that doesn’t make it any less true (does it?) ….. now where was I oooooh ya for a long time I was able to look past her less than awe-inspiring music due to exhibit A [see above]. But this “California Girls” song is so craptastic and yet at the same time so ubiquitous that I nearly had to kick her off “Team Le Singe”. But then Katy comes back and does something like this and TOTALLY redeems herself. Katy Perry Topless: Strips For Esquire UK (PHOTO). Frankly Ms. Perry is getting pretty close to lifetime pass status, but she’s still going to have to kick it up a few notches to make up for the whole “Russel Brand” thing.
Sooooooooo in the interest of pursuing this lofty honor, Ms. Perry your mission, should you choose to accept it is to find gAgA who you’ve recently had a spat with …. I’d suggest you start your search near the bar in either Yankee stadium or TARP Field err Tax Payer errr CITI Field.
NOTE: I find absolutely NO as in ZERO irony in the fact that someone who uses pictures such as the above to “Promote Their Album” would chastise some one else for “cashing in on blasphemy” …. therefore I won’t even be mentioning it.
Back to the lecture at had …. So once you locate her you will attack her …. however as described by Seinfeld in the “Summer of George” episode this attack will seamlessly segue into … girl on girl yada yada yada.
Anywho the main point of this post is to let everyone know that due to Exhibit A [see above] you’re probably not going to be seeing me for a while … but don’t worry unless it gets to be like September and you still haven’t heard from me, then spend a rescue party … make sure they wear BioHazard Suites … just saying …