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No….I’m sorry but he’s crazier that hell….

Meet Gary Faulkner, The Osama Bin Laden Hunter: No He’s Not Crazy 

….because there’s no more definitive demonstration of sanity and well balanced emotional health than jumping on the red eye to …..Pakistan ….to hunt down the most wanted person in the world …..with a rusty steak knife and a pistol …. Apparently the life of being in a militia and living in a cabin spending people pipe bombs working in construction …..was no longer doing it for this guy. So he decided he was going to kick it up a notch to “batshit crazy the deluxe collectors edition”. I do have to compliment him on one thing at least he had the common decency to take his shenanigans elsewhere b/c we don’t need that bullshit here. It’s time to for someone beside American school kids and postal workers to taste the wrath of the special brand of K-CrAzA our neurotic hysterical mass media society has spun off. 

Another article about it is here: http: C. R. A. zY. you ain’t got no alibi

Of all the great stuff in this article, and there’s lots, the best might be where they describe him as “A devout Christian with a prison record.” …..BWAHAH I mean I know lots of people who were in prison become Christians ….there’s nothing unusual about that but I don’t think I’ve ever heard those two phrases combined in the same sentence quite like that …….its sounds like a line from a movie trailer…..”the Taliban thought they had it made….little did they know they were messing with a devout Christian WITH A PRISON RECORD…..dun dun dun” ..  AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Faulkner has been to Pakistan at least six times, learned some of the local language, and even grew a long beard to blend in, relatives and acquaintances said.

I’m sure that by growing a beard and learning ….some …of the local language this … burnt-out … illegitimate child of Jerry Garcia … construction worker fit right in with the tribal Peoples of the remote areas of Pakistan …so much so that they were going to impart to him one of the biggest secrets in the world. He went there ……. SIX TIMES …… does this wacko work? Its funny people never seem to say they’ve been “commanded” by god in their dreams to be humble, work hard, pay their taxes and their child support. It’s always like psst: “..go kill all these son-o-bitches over here” or “.. I command you to change the rules of your cult sect so that all the women have to sleep with you”

His brother said this:

“Our military has not been able to track Osama down yet. It’s been 10 years,” Scott Faulkner told reporters in Denver. “It’s easier as a civilian, dressed in the local dress, to infiltrate the inside, the local people, gain their confidence and get information and intel that you couldn’t get as an American soldier, Navy SEAL, whoever you might be.”

Gary Faulkner, of Greeley, Colorado, arrived June 3 in the town of Bumburate. He was assigned a police guard, as is common for foreigners visiting remote parts of Pakistan.


basically ……………

…Scott I’m no expert on military intelligence, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that they are not out collecting information while wearing their dress uniforms….or like Ed Hardy t-shirts and croc’s …. Chances are they’ve already give the beard thing a whirl ….. maybe even tried to use a camel to really “sell it”. Did it ever occur to either of you that the police guard watching Mr. Faulkner might have tipped someone off that …. he ain’t from around here … ?

“He’s as normal as you and I,” Scott Faulkner said. “He’s just very passionate.”

Scott Faulkner said his brother sold all his tools to finance his trip and was prepared to die in Pakistan. He said Faulkner had a travel visa, obtained his weapons inside Pakistan and only took with him a Bible and plastic handcuffs.

The thing that scares me the most about this whole situation  is that Scott is an MD!!!! And possibly treating patients in the good ole U S of A …… b/c if this is normal to you there’s no @#$% way I’m turning my head and coughing …. or anything else …. with you anywhere near me.

Maybe I’ve got this all wrong Plastic handcuffs :-0 , ball gag , a sword, maybe he wasn’t actually trying to kill Bin Ladin just act out a scene from pulp fiction with him………..

But the real silver lining here is it has shed the light on a new and important strategy ….. we round up all these militia types ….. and convince them that baby Jesus wants them to fight the infidels …. Then we drop them off in the central Asian wilderness … are they likely to find or kill Bin Ladin …. No, but unlike most political elections (where no matter who wins we all lose) in this case no matter who wins we all win!!!


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