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I couldn’t make this stuff up if i tried

“Husband Accidently Shoots Wife During Sex”

Hmmmm…..actually the article was a big let down, how could it have not been. It was just some ridiculously lame excuse by some guy who shot his wife. I guess I shouldn’t make light of it, but come on you know you were like “….I wonder wha….how could….well maybe it was? Well no….could it have been….hmmmmmm….maybe she was……no that doesn’t make sense……well if you assume he was……or I know it must have been…..no I don’t think that’s physically possible…….” until just before your brain explodes you scream out “HOW THE F&*$ DID THAT HAPPEN I HAVE TO KNOW RIGHT NOW…”

Man Jailed For Having Sex With Horse…Again

The Telegraph.co.uk reports that a man has been jailed for having sex with a horse for the second time.

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46 was already on probation for having sexual relations with a 20-year-old gelding named Calico last year. However, only a few months later Le Gallais returned to the Castel Stable in Guernsey and again molested the same horse.

The horse-fucker was caught the first time because he mistakenly left his underpants at the scene of the crime.

This time around, Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the morning after the attack, as well as a blanket that had been placed on the horse lying on the ground. The animal’s owner also found that Calico was “box walking” (moving sideways), which is a sign of stress with horses.

At a court hearing Le Gallais admitted to having sex with Calico again, saying that he had had a few drinks and meant to go home but instead went and “played around” with Calico.

Le Gallais was sentenced to three years in prison, and five years probation upon his release.

Now this is so incredibly perverse and ridiculous at the same time that I can hardly even comprehend it, but I suppose for the good of man kind I must try. There are so many gems in here I don’t know where to start but I think best of them all is that not only did this guy get caught screwing a horse twice but both times it was the SAME FREAKING HORSE!!!!!!111!!!!11!1 I mean when you saw the title of this article you pretty much assumed there are not going to be anything worse in the article, but the fact that this dude not only likes to screw horses but that he’s got a thing for a particular horse is disturbing on a whole new level…….It’s pretty safe to say any article that has the phrase “mounting stool” in it is going to be worth a read…….

At a court hearing Le Gallais admitted to having sex with Calico again, saying that he had had a few drinks and meant to go home but instead went and “played around” with Calico.

every time I read this sentence I laugh so hard I tear up, lol you had a few drinks……BWHAHAHAHAHA……and you meant to got home but you ended up bang a horse using a mounting stool ……OMFGROFLLOLZLMAO……AND to top it all off….IT WAS NOT JUST ANY HORSE BUT A HORSE THAT YOU HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN ARRESTED FOR SCREWING…….BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR DRAWERS IN THE STALL ….. Wow that’s all I can say.

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