How did you guess? …. I’m not obsessed or anything … somethings are stronger than the forces of nature. Katy will float in on a cloud of cotton candy and “hurricane dispersant” will spew from her jumblees till bonnie is nothing more than an afternoon shower!!
Frankly I’ve rested my fate in worse places than the bosoms of Katy Perry more than once ….
Pictures are from this article, ‘You’ve met your match!’ Katy Perry reveals how she tamed Russell Brand – by making him wait for sex
Where Ms. Perry eloquently and wisely speaks about how she tamed Russel Brand … broke his will to do evil etc. by holding out on him for apparently ….. one night …. and less than a week later going to Thailand with him ….
BRAVOOOOOO Katy, well-played indeed. I don’t know much about Thailand, but I do know that whatever goes on there has absolutely nothing to do with mind control through the means of withholding sex …. I think maybe it was Utah you were looking for (or possibly my house but we won’t get into that) ….
I’d have to say I predict years and years of marital bliss for this couple….
Update: from Da Masta’s Dr. Jeff Masters most recent blog
Tropical Depression Three is steadily organizing, and appears poised to become a much stronger storm than was forecast.
My low-confidence intensity forecast gives TD 3 a 40% chance of becoming a hurricane. NHC is putting the odds of TD 3 being a hurricane at 8 am Sunday at 15% with their 11am advisory, but may up this with the 5pm advisory.
and the place on the gulf coast with the highest strike probability is ….. New Orleans …
we are all totally F#$%ed
P.S. if you know me and you live in inland Texas now would be a good time to start getting the guest bed room ready … just saying …. hurricane hits Le Singe means Hurricane Le Singe hits you …. This thing will be TS Bonnie by the end of the day …. and I ain’t talking bout Trans Sexual…
And what kind of name is Bonnie … at least Katrina sounded Slavishly evil and Gustav Teutonicly aggressive …. Bonnie sounds like she might show up with potato salad …
Preparing to run like a girl primate
First let me say this i copied this from the Weather Underground hurricane section so as the maps and models there update this image should update so if you see this 2 days from now and the storm is headed for Greenland or somewhere in southern Mexico don’t be like WTF ….
Secondly I’ve decided, actually I have a standing decision since 2008, that if there is a hurricane I’m getting the hell outa dodge from before the storm gets here till after I have phone confirmation, from someone I trust, that the power is back on at mi casa …. so Le Singe maybe taking a little vacation pretty soon.
Checking with my magic 8-ball sources I feel this storm will strengthen slowly to borderline TS/TD hit Florida and enter the Gulf, it will become a hurricane (hurricane Bonnie) in the Gulf the only question will be where will it make landfall. If it takes a more northerly course it will go right into the panhandle and will be less severe maybe only a Tropical Storm. The problem comes in if it stays more south, not only will this make it hit Louisiana it will also take it over the heart of the loop current which typically causes rapid intensification.
Do they general area and shape (i.e. double curves ess shape look familiar? its a loop wait till it goes back to the beginning 8/24 and watch it through)
And just to throw this out there I saw a presentation post katrina, that found that Katrina was not the worst case senerio becasue when it hit it was traveling essientually due north. A storm that is traveling in a more east to west direction (as these models show now) is worse.
Le Singes Hurricane tips
1. Leave town
2. Leave town
3. Leave …………..