Designated Driver is a Life Saver

It looks like our buddy Mikie Mikes got some competition for father of the year: The father of the year is back!!

LIVINGSTON – A Mississippi man was arrested Saturday and accused of allowing his 8-year-old son to drive his pickup truck while the man slept in the passenger seat, aLouisiana State Policespokeswoman said.

Just after 6:30 a.m., troopers received a call from a concerned motorist traveling west on Interstate 12 nearHolden, Trooper Melissa Matey said.

The motorist said a child appeared to be driving a greenChevroletpickup truck erratically along the interstate, Matey said.

Troopers pulled the truck over just west of La. 447 inLivingston Parishand determined that an 8-year-old boy was driving the truck, Matey said.

The boy’s 4-year-old sister was in the back seat of the truck’s cab, Matey said. The boy’s father, Billy Joe Madden, 28, ofHattiesburg, Miss., was in the front passenger seat.

After interviewing Madden, troopers concluded the man was intoxicated and had been sleeping while his son drove the vehicle, Matey said. The family was traveling from Hattiesburg to Dallas.

The boy and girl were turned over toChild Protective Servicesto await the arrival of a family member, Matey said.

Madden was arrested and booked into the Livingston Parish Jail on two counts of child desertion and no child restraint. He was booked on one count each of parent allowing a minor to drive, open container and no seat belt. Bail was set at $1,474.

Child desertion?? He was sitting right there …. I mean c’mon police these days, every time they pull you over they want to try to charge you with everything but the Kennedy Assassination …… We got a parent here who is trying to help his son get ahead by teaching him important life skills at a young age, and at the same time teaching both his kids the value of having a designated driver. And some self righteous do-gooder has to stick their nose in where it doesn’t belong and get the law involved….

Ironically these children actually would have been better off it they had been deserted. Some how I was not surprised to see our friend was not wearing a shirt when he was brought in. It’s absolute poetic justice that this occured in Livingstone Parish.

What I still don’t get is how the hell does an eight year old child drive a car? How can he possibly reach the pedals??

and bail $1,474 are kidding me I’ve had my bail higher than that every time I’ve gotten arrested, and while far from a decent human being my level of jackassism hasn’t yet risen to the level of international news (fear not there’s still time).

where was the mother in all this? Maybe she was this chick: A Good Woman is Hard to Find.

Now this may not look good for Louisiana, but at least we’re not Idaho. Billy Joe Madden does look like he is probably on the Livingston Parish city council, but at least he’s not a STATE SENATOR …..Police: State senator stole truck after drinking

Here again we have a dedicated public servant simply trying to teach a lesson about not leaving your keys in your car, and all people can do is harass him….

Apparently the driver, who deputies say was Senator John McGee, was trying to turn the rig around. Carleton’s sons then said the driver ran around the house and up and down the gravel road. Carleton found him in the back seat.

“He said he was looking for the promised land,” Carleton said. “He didn’t know where he was at. He was dazed and confused. He was in another world.”

Yes the “promise land” isn’t that what we are all looking for Johnny …. I guess we can rule out the Idaho State Senate and the back seat of a stolen truck as possible locations….

This only underscores the wisdom of our original protagonist , Mr. Madden,  because clearly the mistake Senator McGee made was not bringing along one of his small children to take the wheel when things got hairy.

Remember the designated driver is a life saver.

we’ll always have Paris

I love the track so much the video and sound combined describe what it is like in my head most of the time.

and heres a throw back i love that always makes me think of Paris

love that one!

@kreayshawn you had me at “bitch you ain’t a barbie, I seen you work at arbys” *tear*

hurry up I’m starving….

This is Kreayshawn she is a rapper. BUT she is also a video shooter -> edit0r -> director. This is her demo reel from the summer 2009 (kinda dated but what you gonna do) of course i love the song…

sometimes she is in videos

sometimes she gets interviewed with creepy dudes behind her

Rapper+shooter+editor+director+personality das a five tool playa. Whatever “it” is shes got some of it I think she has a chance.

A little fun “Fitz and the Tantrums”

Fitz and the tantrums

So I’ve been listening to this new sound (I heard about them on vh1….its hell getting old…last week). It’s pretty cool something with style and a little passion at the same time, refreshing…. although with the current state of the crap ass music industry it doesn’t take much to impress me these days….. at least it’s not some narcissistic bitch with no pants on pandering to weirdo angsty teenagers or some moron talking about their “swag”…..

From Zero to GHETTO in 1.25 seconds….

Another reason to love Tosh, he just tweeted this video. I had seen this on Facebook a couple of years ago but could not find it anywhere (not that I looked too hard mine you). This basically sums up how I feel every time I go to Livingston Parish…..

which reminds me of this classic, I can’t believe the co-anchor finished the lead out to commercial with a straight face and even voice he must be some kind of zen Buddhist monk ….. or a robot…

and too round things out this…..people at fox news seem to be obsessed with dick….hmmmm…. the black cock helicopter was a true classic….. PAGING DR. FREUD.

I think this is a hit! agree?

This is crazy good! It would be even better if Annie Mac wasn’t running her mouth and making noises like a retarded leprechaun over it, but c’est la vie we’ll take what we get.

Funny thing about Chromeo I’ve been listening to some of their stuff for a couple of years starting when Itunes just randomly recommended it to me (Bonafide loving, Fancy Footwork). At the time i just assumed they were some couple hit wonder band from the mid 80′s and I never thought about it again … until like a few months ago when I found out they are actually a contemporary band. Chromeo is good and all, but La Roux makes the song (just listen to the original without her). Elly Jacksons voice is so awesome it absolutely melts me when I hear it …. I know i’m seriously obsessed and its getting a little bit wierd and a little bit creepy, but what ya gonna do all in all a La Roux obseesion is not so bad compared to some obsession i’ve had so… “it is what it is” I wonder if the Mo-rons running the radio business will have the sense to put this on? I think it will be a hit if they do.

Err oh ya the track is called “Hot Mess” it was originally on the chromeo album (without Elly) I assume this will be released as a separate single.

I’m kinda feelin this one

especially the rinse out at 3:40ish

 

Tru dat

I present to you the “Spirrit of Truth” it starts getting good at about 3:45 … you fucking nincome fucking poop ….

The devil is a mutha @#$%ing liar

 

 

its the WeEkEndz…

do U wanna be my datez?

why you ask …..?

BECAUSE

ya dig….

Finally A Political Discussion Worth Getting Involved In

As I’m sure you know I absolutely abhor politics it’s nothing more than a bunch of people acting like children on the play ground. But sometimes in life there is an issue that is so important that it can not be ignored. Today our society is faced with one of these issues.

as reported by The Telegraph:

Nudists and swingers at war in France’s ‘Naked City’

“Traditional” French nudists in a town on the Languedoc coast are locked in battle with a new wave of naturists who advocate free sex and partner-swapping.

Tensions in the town of Cap d’Agde, which is known as France’s “Naked City” thanks to its large nudist population, have risen after locals complained that the nudist quarter had been overrun by raunchy hotels and that children had been confronted with people indulging in sexual acts in public, according to the Independent.

The exhibitionist behaviour has been blamed on the “libertines”, a group of swingers who have descended on the town in recent years.

To make matters worse, the group has been accused of walking about in their clothes and mocking the “real” nudists, the paper said.

Florence Denestebe, an independent local councillor, recently told a council meeting: “When the sun shines, there is an area of Cap d’Agde which turns into the European capital of free sex.”

She called on the mayor to intervene before there was an “explosion of libertine behaviour in non-nudist areas” of the town.

Traditional nudists support the move. One told the paper that they had moved to the area because they wanted “a natural life” but that they had ended up living “surrounded by wild animals”.

The mayor said that he would consider the complaints but had already done all he could to keep the two groups apart.

Two years ago anger of the influx of swingers led to two arson attacks on hotels that hosted libertine parties.

This must be kind of like the famous nudist vs swingers wars of ancient Rome, the so-called “phallic wars”. Swingers at war, for the love of god they’re swingers where the hell do they find the time or energy to fight a war. I’m sure this is where the phrase comes from, they were all out doing their thing and someone was like “…so this afternoon we can all sit around having sex, or we could go fight a war” and someone else was like “…uummm all things being equal I’d rather make love not war”.

Then there is the “Traditional nudists” now here is a phrase you don’t hear everyday. The conservative family values nudist…… It’s like the old school nudists…. no sex for them … I’m guessing they are the aggressors in this struggle.

“Traditional” French nudists in a town on the Languedoc coast are locked in battle with a new wave of naturists who advocate free sex and partner-swapping.

And this is a problem because …. Look if nudism (is that a word?) is anything its a thinly veiled excuse for “free sex and partner-swapping”. I mean I’ve been naked and I’ve seen other people naked and frankly if there’s not “free sex” involved what the hell is the point…. I mean if everyone’s walking around naked lots of uninhibited sex is going to be part of the package, that’s the way it is, and always has been since a certain young lady, on the advice of a serpent, ate that apple.

So really the important political question becomes …. how the hell do I join this ‘libertines’ party… I mean it beats the hell out of the tea party.

To make matters worse, the group has been accused of walking about in their clothes and mocking the “real” nudists, the paper said.

It’s almost as if they have some crazy idea that group nudity is for orgies and locker rooms and that’s about it … those crazy bastards.

Florence Denestebe, an independent local councillor, recently told a council meeting: “When the sun shines, there is an area of Cap d’Agde which turns into the European capital of free sex.”

She called on the mayor to intervene before there was an “explosion of libertine behaviour in non-nudist areas” of the town.

Way to be a wet blanket Florence …. And I’m going to go out on a limb and say even when the sun isn’t shining it’s probably not exactly a convent around there. Look nudist area or non-nudist area when you live somewhere know as “Naked City” you have to know that this is part of the deal. If you don’t like it move. What the hell do you want them to do make sex against the law…. so you live in a city where you can walk around naked all day but sex is illegal…..What I’m really curious about is whats the dress policy for the “council” meeting, because they may have found a really good way to get people interested in local government….

Traditional nudists support the move. One told the paper that they had moved to the area because they wanted “a natural life” but that they had ended up living “surrounded by wild animals”.

The mayor said that he would consider the complaints but had already done all he could to keep the two groups apart.

I hate to break it to you but it doesn’t get much more “natural” than wild animals …. frankly getting potential sex partners to be both nude in the same place at the same time is like 95% of the work … It’s a full-time job for most of the world. If you throw people out there already at this stage of the game it would be ridiculous and “unnatural” to expect anything  else to happen.  

Clearly the Libertines have already “gotten to” the local politicians. I’m guessing they can be very persuasive, if you know what I mean. Based on politicians behavior in the clothed world I suspect this tactic is very successful.

Look there’s certain things we do to allow us as a people to control our natural instincts enough that we can have a productive society. Wearing clothes is one of these things, you do away with these safe guards and this was bound to happen…. So enjoy it.