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Principle Rooney? …. the Underaged Saugage King of … L.A.?

Mr. Rooney’s line
Ed Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
now takes on a whooooooooooole new meaning ….
We all remember principle Ed Rooney from, possibly the best movie ever made, “Ferris Buellers Day Off”.
I know probably every one of the hundreds of times I’ve seen this movie I’ve always thought to myself wow that guy is really good at playing a creep he almost makes my skin crawl, he must be a really good actor. But it turns out he is just actually a real creep and this is not the first time Ed Rooney AKA Jeffery Jones has “forgotten”.
It looks like the years have been unkind to Mr. R, I wonder how he talked the kid in to it …
Ed Rooney: How would you feel about another *year* of high school? Under my close personal supervision.
And I’ve got to question things like this …
Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls….
That sounds pretty close to it’s raining teenage boys and frankly I think you might be more into it than you think you would be.
Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.
apparently he is not the only one ….
oh and remember this part
[after hearing Jeannie describe her problems... ]
Boy in Police Station: There’s someone you should talk to.
Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy in Police Station: Oh, you know him?
and who is the mystery “Boy in Police Station” …. Charlie Sheen … also playing his creepy self
The set of that movie must have been like the “tourist” area of Bangkok …..
Oh well still one of the best movies EVAH.
