This I do NOT need

 *** NOTE: when I posted this the NOGAP model had it coming right up the “gut” of Louisiana but the 2:00pm up date has changed so my post does not make so much sense anymore sorry.**** 

P.S. SUCK IT HOUSTON 

 

Lets just all hope the NOGAPS model is full of crap b/c if it’s accurate then it goes directly over mi casa, actually slightly to the west of my house putting me directly in the North East eyewall *FML*. Well it’s that time of year again and if you don’t live in Louisiana or Florida or Mississippi you probably don’t give a crap, but trust me after a tree falls on your house you will. I’m mainly making this post to recommend a website which I think is awesome and that is the Weather Underground: Tropical Weather site this site is far and away without any question the best site for Hurricanes bar none …

This Kind of Hurricane

Not this kind of hurricane

    

We are of course speaking of the former rather than the latter. Gratefully I’ve found that the latter obeys the DSNSWBNS rule (Don’t Start No Shit Won’t Be No Shit) if I don’t drink them I don’t have the problems that come from drinking them (In addition to the usually drunk problems that red stuff will NEVER come off of your cloths and will take days if not weeks to come off your lips mouth tongue and if your like I was fingers nose etc.) The former couldn’t careless about DSNSWBNS One of the very best features of this site is Dr. Jeff Masters (aka Da Masta) blog. Da Masta is without a doubt the sexiest guy in hurricanes since Max Mayfield retired. To early to tell with this one it’s not even big enough to be named but its worth watching.   

Le Singe

PWNED updates rapping up loose ends

I’ve never been one to say “I told you so” (lol ya right), but … I told you so….

It’s times like this gAgA where you have to sit back and do some serious self-analysis and ask yourself the tough questions such as “Would this have happened to me if I was wearing pants?” The obvious answer is hell no, for multiple reasons:

1. There are no pants in the world that you could possibly fit those shoes through, therefore you would not be wearing them which in turn would result in you having a much lower center of gravity making you much more stable.

2. If you were wearing pants it would help put you in a state of mind that more closely resembles sanity. This would help you in several ways including making you more aware of your surroundings and again making it certain that you would not be wearing those shoes

Wearing pants would also have side benefits such as, making you less of a TOTAL asshole to the people who have to sit by you, and making it less likely that you will spread STDs to your fellow passengers ….. seriously crazy costumes on stage A ok, no problem, but you’re at the fucking airport It’s hard enough dealing with the guy with all his worldly possessions stuff into to two giant carry-ons, but those shoes are totally across the line. And who the hell wants their children or their grandmother sitting by someone who looks like they hopped on the plane after a night of working the track …. It would be nice if one day you realized the world doesn’t revolve around you …. it can’t possibly since it revolves around me.

and its time you started listening to me so you stop getting wthpwned like this

That’s it Katy Perry we are broken up again

When Katy Perry weds beau Russell Brand in India this fall, expect plenty of costume changes. A source tells Us Weekly that Perry, 25, will wear at least seven custom-made Zuhair Murad gowns!

Do you have any earthly idea how much of an asshole you have to be to wear 7 different wedding gowns …. it’s your wedding not a vaudeville show …. or god damn quick change at the halftime of an arena football game. There are people in this world that are starving to death every day and unemployed investment bankers being forced to fly first class and not on private jets. YOU CAN’T F#$%ING WEAR 7 WEDDING DRESS that’s totally out of control …..

uggggghh fuck it we’re back together, but I’m not paying for those f$%& dresses….